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Male And Female
Here are some examples:
| FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. |
| PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. |
| TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. |
| HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse |
| SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. |
| WEB PAGES: |
| TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. |
| EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. |
| HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. |
| THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |