The Pregnant Lady

>> >> > THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659-- >CASE OF THE
> PREGNANT
>> >> > LADY
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
>> >> >
>> >> > She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
>> >> >
>> >> > She immediately moved to another seat.
>> >> >
>> >> > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
>> >> >
>> >> > The man seemed more amused.
>> >> >
>> >> > When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
> complained
> to
>> >> > the
>> >> > driver and he had the man arrested.
>> >> >
>> >> > The case came up in court.
>> >> >
>> >> > The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say
> for
>> >> > himself.
>> >> >
>> >> > The man replied, Well your Honour, it was like this: When the
> lady
> got
>> >> > on
>> >> > the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
>> >> >
>> >> > She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are
>> >> > Coming"
>> >> > and I grinned.
>> >> >
>> >> > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment
> will
>> >> > reduce
>> >> > the swelling", and I had to smile.
>> >> >
>> >> > Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
> "William's
>> >> > Big
>> >> > Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
>> >> >
>> >> > BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under
> a
> sign
>> >> > that
>> >> > said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I
> just
>> >> > lost
>> >> > it.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > " CASE DISMISSED!!"