 I was "distracted." |
 I fainted. |
 I forgot to put the cordless phone down! |
 The toilet moved! |
 I was trying to eat a taco! |
 I only have one hand! |
 I thought I was done! |
 I didn't miss, it's just your imagination! |
 I'm partially blind in my left eye. |
 I couldn't breathe, because SOMEONE stunk the bathroom up before me! |
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