 Check your wallet! |
 Check the couch. |
 Check the curbsides of streets. |
 Check the change compartment of a pay phone, soda machine, or arcade game. |
 Sell your soul to the devil. |
 Take the "First Dollar" off the wall from a small business. |
 Get some friends together, then sing as The Village People Look-Alikes at a gay bar! |
 Play the lottery. |
 Steal from those "Save the blah blah" fund boxes at a local checkout counter! |
 If all else fails, quit your job and look towards welfare. |
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